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We won! Or did we? You couldn’t tell from reading the New York Times

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Don’t look for the union label at franchises

None of which were on the George Carlin Version

“I am pleased that the final tax reform bill includes all three of the amendments I authored…”

“The Committee is aware of public allegations that Representative Ruben Kihuen may have engaged in sexual harassment.”

“I’d be a little bit surprised if he is still an employee of the FBI this time next week.”

“I don’t think he had to go.”

“… and I will remove four hundred more if necessary.”

“I have already reached out to Clinton Super PACs and they are not paying.”

“We are in a national moment where rough justice stands in place of careful analysis, nuance and due process.”

“Second-rate Mafia bullies.”

“Senator Rubio will get what he wants.”

Fake news.

Trump: Say, maybe Roy Moore should hang it up now

Ed Morrissey Dec 15, 2017 10:11 AM

No pardon for Flynn … yet?

Yikes.

Shut it down

Trump to Ryan: Don’t quit, Paul!

Allahpundit Dec 14, 2017 10:41 PM

Friendship.

Watered down.

“He was standing there naked. I think I almost collapsed, actually.”

Doug Jones, Scott Brown: Separated at birth?

Ed Morrissey Dec 14, 2017 7:21 PM

Silver linings playbook.

“The weapons might as well have had ‘Made in Iran’ stickers all over it.”

Dossiers and coincidences.

“If it stays at $1,100, I’m a ‘no.’ Let’s hope it doesn’t.”

“…a major setback for tech companies, consumer groups and Democrats who lobbied heavily against the decision.”

Taking a pass, thanks

“Is it a Boehner-meeting-the-pope moment?”

Not gonna happen, buddy. Sorry

“Never. Ever. Never.”

Roy Moore: This isn’t over

Allahpundit Dec 14, 2017 11:21 AM

“Abortion, sodomy, and materialism have taken the place of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.”

“I believe that CNN should correct their reporting.”

“Better have your fiancée b*** you before she walks down the aisle…”